Friday, September 14, 2007

Butt-Crack Spotted @ Matta Fair

Hi all, it' been a while since I logged in to update my blog seeing as to how I was logging in at least 12 hours a day at work for the past 1 month or so. A little voice inside my head directed me to the Matta Fair last Sunday, telling me I deserved a good long break and so there I was rounding the place with my hubby for a suitable holiday vacation.

As we were walking around, we noticed a pretty young thing sitting with her butt half exposed for all the world to see. Now don’t get me wrong, I'm no prude but her jeans was SO very low, I can see at least 5cm of butt-crack! She was sitting right next to a woman who looked liked she could be the girl's mother. I don’t know if she knew her daughter or niece or whatever is giving such an eyeful to the fair visitors or that she would cared if she did.

Anyhow, we shrugged and moved on and so happened I was interested in a package offered at a nearby booth so we sat down to enquire. The salesperson who attended to us went for a good 10 minutes to check on the flight details we wanted and so our eyes started wandering. Guess who should catch our attention but a guy working for the booth where the smooth half-exposed butt was situated. He was clearly not doing his job of passing out brochures properly as he stood there and stared at the girl's butt unblinkingly. Every minute or so he would turn back to the crowd but I guess a strange force was compelling him to turn right back around and continue staring. Brochures clutched undistributed in his hands.

After a few rounds of this, he noticed that we were smirking at him and quickly looked away. OK, not we, just me then and tried to pried his eyes away but failing miserably when he think I wasn't looking. I still can't get over how low her jeans were. I'm not sure if she can even wear her underwear under those jeans as I'm pretty sure underwears don't come that low! Maybe she taking advice from Paris Hilton. After all, it's just Matta Fair, why the need to dress to kill?


::Lord Apprentice:: said...

damn woman! i was expecting pictures!

we bloggers are a depraved bunch u know..ehhe

Schweeney said...

LOL! Sorry to dissappoint, dude, but a woman taking another woman's butt-crack pic? I didn't wanna appear to be perverted lah :P

zewt said...

to the one who hates her boss... check out the game at my blog... hehe...

zewt said...

merry christmas... and when are u going to update something here?

Anonymous said...

I work in real estate development in Manhattan . Your blog opens the door to another world. What, exactly, is "thick faced" and what does "blardy" mean?
Here in the USA we use FOOB (fresh off the boat) to describe clueless Asians who think they've got the whole hip hop thing going on.
Young Asian men who modify their Japanese cars to the point of ridiculousness are known as "ricers." Their vehicles are called "rice burners."
Have a kickass day!

Schweeney said...

Been itching to blog but in case you didn't know, I just managed to gain access back to my blog recently after a certain "incident". Happy to be back! :)

Thanks for your comment. I can't believe Americans dunno what "think-faced" means but if you must know, it means someone who knows no shame.

As for "blardy", it is actually "bloody".

Anonymous said...

It is remarkable, very valuable idea