Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Wannabes and Show-offs Make Me Sick!

Did you ever notice that lotsa Malaysians are wannabes and show-offs?

Just the other, I was standing in line behind a couple of fat-ass Malay ladies in Midvalley when a female friend of theirs who came late joined them in the queue. I was watching with amusement as they embrace each other in greetings than proceeded to *muakss muakss* each other in the cheeks as seen on tv. Now, I wonder if they do that each time they meet or just when there's a lot of people around watching? What happened to the Moslem way of greeting where they 'bersalam'? However, I did notice that they didn't pull the same *muakss muakss* stunt when a male friend joined them. What a bunch of hypocrites!

Then what about those Indian boys that like to dress up like they're a bunch of African Americans? The Petronas advert sometime ago is spot-on about them. I know of an Indian guy whose name is Anand Sebastian but he'd be embarassed when he's called Anand and insist on the more glamor name of Seb! Puh-lease! If your name is Muthusamy a/l Balasundram then by all means be proud of it and say your name is Muthusamy a/l Balasundram and not Sam or whatever-shit-you-come-up-with-because-you-are-too-embarassed-with-your-birth-given-name! People like these disgust me! Reshmonu is the perfect poster boy for these bunch of posers!

I've also noticed how slightly (almost negligible) above average looking Indian girls act like they're God's gift to the world. They walk with their noses up in the air that is just begging me to give them a piece of my mind. I can find thousands other women who's better looking faster than you can say 'Bitch!'. Maybe only the bird-brained Sebs and Sams above might want to get in their pants but I wouldn't care to look twice at girls like that.

Some Chinese girls didn't fare much better either. I saw one young girl in some weird set-up complete with ponytails and white knee-highs like she just popped out from some Japanese teen magazine along Jalan Imbi recently. Can't you people have more personality rather than just following trends blindly? She looked as out of place as my booted foot up her arse! Oh wait - that would actually look more appropriate because she looked simply ridiculous!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those copy cat chinese? I call them 'lala' ah moi. They always thought like they were soo cool. Duh..

Some guys aren't different. With cars on the 'boom vroom vroom' side..

I've always said...Air is free..but petrol is expensive lo. Somemore those with superbly loud stereos in their car...each time booming. I always wonder..what the hell are they listening in there..sure they have a lot of 'ear wax' stucked in their ear hole to not hear how noisy the stereo was. la la boys..

Schweeney said...

Haha, 'la la boys'? That's new!