Thursday, November 18, 2004

Ugliest Automobile Award 2004

The Bad Ass Chick's Ugliest Automobile Award 2004 goes to ... *drum rolling* ... PROTON JUARA!!! (Juara means 'champion' in English. Yea, champion in the ugly department alright.)

The first time I saw the Juara on the road, I nearly keeled over from hysterical laughter at how good-taste-challenged the designers at Proton have come to be and how they can let a giant matchstick box out loose on the road like that?!! A million cigarettes and other flameable things are cowering in fear as I type.

Many things have been said about the Juara. Some says it looks like a modern funeral van while some says it looks like the WW2's German medical truck. It still looks like a giant matchstick box to me but one thing's for certain, everyone from the pimply, blonde-haired teenage VCD seller boy to the pot-bellied, peg-legged, speech-impaired, gap-toothed, one-eyed, misguided pirate wannabe agrees that it's the shittiest automobile they are unfortunate enough to ever lay eyes on.


The Ugliest Automobile Ever

Just look at that piece of junk. Just look at it. Ok, stop. That's enough. This blogger WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE if your eyeballs should decide to spontaneously combust while you are looking which makes me wonder whatever possessed the buyers to burn their money on that pile of scrap metal? It's not even cheap! I can think of many other less ugly but more satisfying ways to spend RM50K on such as hiring a few 'retrenched' VCD sellers to rearrange the faces of any dipshits who piss me off. Guess they must have had their heads so far up their asses that the Juara began to look like the Lamborghini and Sammy Vellu's hair piece began to look like real hair. Guess when it's dark and stinky, anything goes.

I wonder how many avoidable accidents the vehicle had caused from having other drivers gouging their eyes out each time this shit-mobile enters their view perimeters.

5 comments:

Alucard said...

The first time I saw that, I kept thinking about some train coach went missing and was found on the road instead. It was such an ugly piece of RM55k++ junk on the road. If you look closely, you might see some resemblence of the back of juara to sony Ericsson T610. Ha!!! Protong..potong orang Malaysia. 3 cheers to CUMPRO!!!!

shirley said...

The first time i see this car, i say in my heart, what sort of ugly car is this... then only i found out the car's name.. Walao... why they produce this sort of vehicle leh? I really dont understand...

Anonymous said...

the horrendeous contraption called the 'juara' isn't fully attributed to Malaysia. Actually, being malaysians, we are so damn good at copying .. we even copy horrible products like the Mitsubishi Town Box
http://www.mitsubishi-motors.co.jp/PRODUCTSS/image/tboxw_a.jpg see the resemblance?

Anonymous said...

lol
juara .... champion !!
finally proton has something at no 1 .................
FROM THE BOTTOM !!!

Veron said...

Ugly car.. what else can i say? never see such an ugly car in my whole life leh.. First time i see that car, i wonder wat the hack is that ugly thing? How come so ugly also got ppl buying & driving it on the road?

Luckily didn't see many of these models on the road, or else really sakit mata loh... Beh tahan leh.. I think until now, i only see 3 of these models so far in Penang. Thank God....