Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Man Boobs and Protuding Nipples

In one of the Seinfeld episodes, The Doorman, George and Kramer were horrified to discover that George's father had man boobs :

GEORGE : My father opened his shirt...

JERRY: Yeah, and?

GEORGE: Tell him, Kramer.

KRAMER: He had breasts.

JERRY: What d'you mean, breasts?

GEORGE: Big breasts!

JERRY: So what? A lot of older men have that.

KRAMER: No, not these. These were real hooters.

GEORGE: I was throwing up all night. It was like my own personal Crying Game.

I didn't think much of it until a few weeks earlier, I saw a guy with not big jugs but extreme, protuding nipples! It was poking out shamelessly from his chest to his T-shirt and landed on my line of sight nearly blinding me. Holy cow! The two mini-towers must have been at approximately 1cm long each! Pornstars around the world are shamed by this discovery. Tsk tsk tsk.

His friends and him were seated right next to my table and he was parading his tits around the whole night. I checked the temperature and decided that it wasn't that cold in the deli that night to make them stand so upright. I bet one can even hang a picture frame on them, quite securely too I might add.

So perhaps Kramer's invention called 'The Bro' or 'The Manssiere' in the episode is mandatory for these men to keep their uhm, assets, safe from public viewing and help hapless souls like me and George keep their food down longer.

12 comments:

Alucard said...

By all means, approach him, and give him a nice pinch on his nipples. Then shout,"TWO HIT COMBO!! TWIN NIPPLE ATTACK."

Guys: Never do this on gurls.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like someone that I used to work for... geez, better not do the Twin Nip Attack on that guy coz he might just fall in love with u... **puke**

Da ferli animal...

Anonymous said...

aiyo, this bad ass chick must be keep on peeping the guys nipples. didnt you feel weirdo? :D maybe he purposely twist and pinch his nipples ... to become big. :D ahahaha.

Schweeney said...

alucard,
I wouldn't touch him with a 10-feet pole. :P

Furry animal,
My heart goes out to you... having worked under such 'extreme' circumstances before. ;)

Last anonymous,
I didn't have to peep, they're were poking out for all the world to see! :D By the way, I hope you don't purposely twist and pinch YOUR nipples to make them bigger in your spare time. Now that's what I call weird. :P

Anonymous said...

i wont go and purposely pinch my nipples to become big lah. u think i nothing better to do meh. ahahaha. perhap some "sheMale" tend to do it. who knows?

eh, you didnt go and take the picture of the fella? snap it and put it in M'sia book of record mah... big nipples for guys. :D ahahaha.

Alucard said...

Eh? Will pinching a guy's nipples make it grow? Duh..it's not like I pinch it and just like that..I mean..TWIN NIPPLE attack is like this:

Pinch it, hold it, and..pull it..as far as you can..then twist and turn it..then let go with a snap...That's TWIN NIPPLE ATTACK...ahahhaha

Um..I used to do so during my schooling days, and in the end, everyone that I approached, they held both their hands across their chest like I'm a god or something that they're saluting me or so..ahahaha..

Now, whenever I see a friend whose nipples are showing, I'll go get my fingers wet with water, then put 2 dots exactly where his nipples are, and shout: Hey!! You're leaking!!

Oooo..I'm bad...Scorpios are bad..

Anonymous said...

In Stephen Chow's classic "Royal Tramp", that Twin Nip attack was called "Char bor loong chau sau" =D

Ferli here again...

Alucard said...

Char bor loong chau sau no need skill one...it is an inheritance skill..go and try your luck on TWIN NIPPLE ATTACK!! and see how much more difficult it is to master...

So if Char bor loong chau sau were to fight with TWIN NIPPLE ATTACK, for sure TWIN NIPPLE ATTACK will win coz the area of attack (pinching) is smaller, means the pressure is higher, means more damage done...Char bor loong chau sau surface area huge, smaller pressure, low damage, people can give you a good cheek smack!!

TWIN NIPPLE ATTACK RULEZ!!!

SCORPIOS RULEZ!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL the moment i read the title, i thot of da ferli animal :P ...

satine

Schweeney said...

Da ferli animal got man boobs or protuding nipples, or BOTH? :P

p/s: If I have a camera phone with me, the 1cm-long nipples's pictures would have been here for your viewing pleasure by now.

Alucard said...

I wouldn't want to snap a pic of that guy's nipples using my phone. Maybe using a friend's phone is ok. Don't want it to stain my phone's display. I would rather candid something else..(hmm...devillish look and thought)

I think if we talk more about this guy's nipple thingy, chances that gurls might go home and go in front of the mirror and see their own nipples..and thought,"Kept talking about guys' nipple...how about mine?"hehe

SCORPIO RULEZ!!

by the way..what's ferli?

Anonymous said...

time to upgrade to camera phone. how i know she will use the phone to snap people nipple and show to us wor. i think she dare to do it.

char po long chau sau is good to do at gals... not guys ok. imagine guys doing it to guys... *ewwww*