Thursday, December 09, 2004

The 'Old' Hello Kitty Invasion

Is pink the new black?

I was having lunch inside this restaurant when I caught sight of someone wearing a cheerful-bumble-gum-pink baby tee with bold "I LOVE PINK" letters in print. She was also wearing pink lipstick and carrying a bright pink bag with matching pink color shoes to boot. Now you'd be forgiven if you picture a sweet, albeit brainwashed-by-Mattel little girl but this Hello Kitty species was a middle-aged cat with a perpetual scowl in need of a tummy tuck.

Feeling nauseous, I left the restaurant not long after that for a bit of fresh air and stopped for a drink inside another eatery with my friends later that same day only to find another woman in pink. This lollipop was even wrapped in pink. She had a pink shawl around her pink dress in a shopping mall. Is pink prescribed for menopausal women or what?

I think pink is a sweet color on little girls and maybe even young women but grandmothers dressing up like Barbie dolls from their greying head of hairs to their wrinkly toes just won't do. It's scary shit. You girls need to learn not to shop where your grandchildren does. Pretty in pink only applies when you are still receiving Hello Kitty toys and not when you are giving them away.

Go home ladies, change your outfit before Kent sues you for aging his beloved Barbie.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

pink is cute cute cute!!!
and you dun have to be young to be cute.

Anonymous said...

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/02/13/1076548186425.html?from=storyrhs&oneclick=true

In case u didn't know.... Barbie has traded in Ken for a younger model, an Aussie surfer called Blaine after 43 years with Ken. That hussy.... sheesh... no shame man... going for Sugar Mommy status kot...

Da ferli animal

Alucard said...

What ferli animal?

Anonymous said...

Ferli animal da don.. hehhe...

hey gal, didn't u know pink was the new black? LOL... but scarry yeah... especially when u see mothers walking together with their pre-teen girls all dressed in "so-sweet-ur-gums-hurt" pink LOL

Schweeney said...

Don the Godfather? Haha.

Seriously girl, aging pink Barbie-dolls wannabes with bulging tummies are some scary shit! LOL!

Btw, I just heard Blaine's eyes popped out from their sockets! :P

Anonymous said...

Yeah paisan,

I'm Don Ferli... Godrodent of the Rodent world. And I will make you an offer you can't refuse...

Don Ferli