I have been working for about 1 month plus now in a new company. Gotten friendly with some fellas while a few wankers remained aloof even when I make the effort to be friends. However, last week I was flabbergasted when I checked my company's email inbox. Screaming out from the list was an email addressed to me by a new colleague I had barely spoken 10 words to. Just had a brief exchange of hellos, names and departments with him the week before. We're from different departments and located on different floors. The contents of the email goes like this (with names omitted to protect the innocent) :
This is the same nerdy guy who sheepishly slipped me his personal contact number a few days before or after the email. I don't remember which one now. Yo dude! What do you mean my head looked luminous?! Like I have a halo over it? What the hell is up with the Feng Shui thingy? And what's with the truth? What truth? Obviously I emailed back and demanded for a satisfactory explanation but he just lied saying he had forgotten why he wrote that in the first place. Yea right! Like how you forget to wash your hands for dinner after you've sticked it in your ass all day?
Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing against being friendly. But being weird? That's another ball game altogether now. Get a life!
14 comments:
Have the Harro Kitty with protuding rusted nails ready, this guy sounds like a freak....
what-a-collegue ;)
Take a chance on the next nerd that comes along. You may be surprised...
Stay Gold!
man, some freaky guy... "green"??? i wonder what that means?
hahahahahaha ...(cant.. stop.. laughing...) hehehehe
Suggested reply to that email:
Hi. Yes getting weird emails from co-workers like you make me uneasy. Actually I wouldn't have thought that you're weird till that email you sent me. Please stop stalking me.
Since you're so fascinated about my choice of colours, I was wearing green coz I was the first thing I grabbed from my wardrobe. Feng shui or some weird belief? Man, take it easy on the weed ok?
In future, please don't share any more of your weird shit with me. Friends? You're kidding right? Don't make me pepper spray your face in the middle of a meeting.
p.s. Are you saying I'm a liar? Or have you been talking to yourself? Like I said, take it easy on the weed.
:P
Haiya, just thell the guy to "get back to work la". So free meh?
Besides, never eat, sleep and shit in the same place!
Eww...freaky, if green turns him on, i wonder what red does...ewww...i dun wanna think abt it. Better be careful sweety :)
hi kelvin here.
i'm sad you posted my email here.
why did you make fun of me and my innocent move to be friends with you ?
why ??? why ????
weird
Kelvin huh? Whoever you are, you are SO lame. Trying to pull a fast one on me? Grow a dick first dipshit.
Look like your "collegue" want to get attention from you. Is it he lonely? Perhap he might get a chance to date you (in his mind). Who knows? :D
mr.kelv(i presumed).. u r lucky.. consider she didn't mail to your boss and sue you for "harrassing" ...
hehehehehe....
Hi Su Sern,
Maybe now it's too late for me to post this (no one might noticed it). This happened 2 years ago. I really not in a good mood after looked at ur blog :p but anyway, it was my "good intention" to ask u some questions.. so that we can share some knowledge.. (info exhange on Feng Shui).. :)
and u replied that it didn't linked with Feng Shui. Then, I stopped this topic afterwards...
If i was not mistaken, that day u "really" looks (shiny?? can't find a suitable word) when u woar in green.. U can think i m wierd but i have no intention to do anything bad on u... sigh..
And I really like to make friends (regardless of races & nationalities as long as they treat u well).. making friend doesn't means "harrassing" lol :)
p/s: Actually, Feng Shui really help improves my life ;)
just a small ex, in the beginning of 2006 i got a job offer with 50% extra salary I earned in previous yr.. (almost same salary as my manager)
Best Regards,
Calvin Lai.
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