Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Top 10 Signs Your Company Sucks

Top 10 signs you should be resigning from your current company:

10) Company only gives you a tight-ass 8 days of annual leave when the nationwide acceptable standard is at 14 days.

9) Official company emails or newsletters might come in Mandarin when the official language is English and the person-in-charge will tell you he’s "too busy" to translate or that his English is not good enough when you point out that there are other poor souls who do not understand Mandarin working in the same company.

8) You have to sit through a whole day training conducted in Mandarin when the facilitator clearly knows that several others in the training also do not comprehend.

7) You have to work every Saturday, not even alternate Saturday, when even government officers only work a 5-days work week now.

6) Manager sends email to call for a department meeting in half an hour’s time when he’s seated barely a few feet away from his staff.

5) Manager does not talk to you or any other of his female staff unless forced to.

4) Manager gives unintelligible answers when his staff asks him questions. Even vendors are dumbfounded by the lack of grammar or perhaps vocal chords.

3) Manager is such a cheapskate bastard that he pretends he’s invisible when it comes to paying time or that his wallet is filled with humongous rocks even when everyone have made it clear that everybody’s going Dutch on the meal.

2) Manager asks you to sign a contract which the management knows nothing about to bind you to the company for a whole year and you get to have your salaries DEDUCTED if you cannot complete a major company project in the time stipulated in the contract AND work LONGER hours EVERY FREAKING DAY except for Sundays (Remember that you already work till 1pm every Saturday).

1) Manager looks vague all the time but is actually a scheming-plotting-lying coward that cowers and pisses in his pants if he so much as having to face off with another more vocally-inclined manager from other departments, even if that manager is a teeny-weeny bit of a girl who’s no more than 4 feet tall.

11 comments:

babyPup said...

wow. i hope u didn't just describe ur work life. :P

Schweeney said...

Nope, at least not anymore ;)

Dafthamsta said...

Is he a bit campy and has protruding nipples when he wears his favourite tight t-shirts on Saturdays? I'm trying to do a survey on idiot bosses, u se... :)

Cyrene said...

DH : LOL .... :)

Schweeney : ;) Good on ya to move on :)

Simon said...

made the right choice to leave. that guy sounds like a spineless loser.

boo_licious said...

wow, the company from hell! Glad you left for greener pastures.

Schweeney said...

Thanks all! I am SO much happier in my new company and actually don't mind getting stuck in traffic jams every morning so much cause at least I enjoy my work now. ;)

p/s: DH: My ex boss don't wear T-shirts but he is a little campy now that I think of it. Still count ar? :P

babyPup said...

hehe. u can always go back and pay him a visit.
and give him a well deserved ' tittie twister'

truth said...

Good to hear that you have better job now. :)

TinkerBeLL said...

Yup, I agree 100%.. that work sucks! Right now, I have to work under the hazy condition even though the place I'm working now has been declared haze emergency. Damn it!!

AhBoy said...

get rid off your manager he is the culprit >)