Tuesday, July 19, 2005

I'm NOT interested!!!

Don’t you just hate people who are insincere? We all would have been unfortunate enough at one point or another of our lives to have met people like that. These are the long-lost friends who do not invite you for their weddings but call you up for drinks or dinners out of the blue one day because they had just forayed into the insurance or direct-selling business and are out looking for preys.

I have totally zero respect for people like these scumbags of the universe. Not only are these disillusioned fools insincere in wanting to rekindle those freezing, ice-cold, finger-numbing friendships they have with us but they have a face with the thickness unequalled even by the LENGTH of the Great Wall of China. I can smell their insincerities a mile away and it stinks!

Now even though I fully understand that they are also just trying to eke out a living, I’m unlike some nicer folks who will willingly part with their money and time with enough sweet-talking and fake smiles invested by the Agents of Filth. Don’t ever expect me to be all nice to them and get myself yet another insurance or the miracle wok which can help me become a better cook or every Stepford wife’s secret wish of a super cleaning dish washing detergent or anything else from them as a matter of fact.

Last but not least, if I hadn’t bothered with how well you have been living your life for the past century, whatever possessed you to make you think that I will be interested to contribute even an ounce of energy towards making your current career any better? Please don’t give me all that bullshit about how your product is going to help me improve my life either. It would improve automatically if you would just get the hell out of it. Thank you very much.

7 comments:

KY said...

i had a 'friend' who called up for exactly that. i told her i'm not interested but we could still have a drink, she immediately declined and say she's busy. screw that.

boo_licious said...

The worst thing is how your friends will use these dirty tricks to get you to go out on the pretext you are meeting up. Then they bring in someone, another friend who starts selling you those products as they are starting the same business together.

babyPup said...

the worst part is, it's hard to say no...

matakecil said...

*sigh* unfortunately this is part and parcel of life. haha, maybe we are not much of "friend" quality to these people ... but more like "suckers", "customer", etc. yep, some people are just plain "practical". :(

anyway, thank God, there are many friends who are NOT like that. cheers :)

Dafthamsta said...

Sounds familiar...
http://dafthamsta.blogspot.com/2004/12/insurance-agents-can-be-very.html

Anonymous said...

Just want to share wif u all there is one insurance agent i have met before even worse! He force me to sign the document (the doc is about agreed to buy the insurance plan from him)!!!Thank "Guan Yin" :p, i still manage to understand the contents of the doc. Of course i denied to sign it. He kepts on push me telling me that the doc is meaningless, just a record for him that he has served me. I am getting mad when he keep on ask me sign the doc! My face getting longer & dark infront of him. He think that i am so idiot enough to be cheated by him to sign the agreement. End up, i cant "tahan" him anymore, point out some point from contents of the agreement (which stated there i agree to buy the insurance plan..) & scold him! Guess what happened after that? He told me "If after 3 months i have signed the agreement and i dint pay any money for that, the agreement to buy the insurance plan from him will expired!" WTF
From : ur fren :D

MJ said...

IF those long-lost friends invite you for their weddings - they r hoping for angpao probably :p

Is tat worse than ppl who call us up for chat but it's actually to make presentation for insurance/MLM/DS?