Thursday, January 22, 2004

Secret Diaries of Gullible People

If some of you haven't noticed already, I'm a big fan of LOTR. The news report below had prompted me to write a Secret Diaries ala LOTR of the gullible people involved.

The Secret Diaries of Gullible Women #1:

Day 1: Bored out of my skull. No purpose in life.

Day 2: Met a very nice guy named Mo Wan-Lun. Runs a cult or something.

Day 3: Joined Green Dragon Temple cult. Met a lot of similar minded souls there. Even got T-shirt that says "Green Dragon Temple". Nice!

Day 4: Told to my way to heaven. Sounds like a good deal to me.

Day 5: Number of men slept with : Eight. Not in heaven.

Day 6: Number of men slept with : Eleven. Still not in heaven. . . .

Day 20: Number of men slept with : Fifteen. Not even close to heaven. . . .

Day 100: Number of men slept with : Twenty. Am losing sight of heaven.

Day 107: Got busted. Cops SO silly!